1. Kamasutra says :
If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one.
And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
2. Did you ever notice:
Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B".
Blouse,
Bra,
Bikini,
Boobs
&
lower body with a "P"
Petticoat,
pants,
panties,
pussy....
No wonder why men suffer from high B P !!!
Vulgar but true so its worth reading...
#...Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself..
Moral: In life no one helps you, once you're fucked.
#...Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
#...What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction?
What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
#...3 people having sex is a threesome,
2 is a twosome.
So next time someone calls you
'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
#...Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
#...Practical thought:
A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!
Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: well, that's not prohibited.
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